Rates

Fixed fees. No meters.

Every Grimalkin engagement is a fixed fee tied to a deliverable, agreed before work starts. You will never receive an invoice itemized in hours.

EngagementYou getFee
The Diagnostic
The front door for every engagement
An intake call, a stretch of offline agentic research, and a results call — 60–90 minutes of conversation total, plus a written brief you keep. It answers your question outright or scopes exactly what will. $999
Decision brief
Idea evaluation, bid second opinion, or AI/agentic strategy
A deep dive on one decision, delivered as a forwardable written brief — the document you hand your cofounder, board, or bidder. from $2,500
Working prototype
Zero to a working v0→v1
Working software scoped to the question it needs to answer — a demo, a validation build, or a sharp internal tool — plus a clear-eyed hardening plan. from $10,000
The owner's engineer
A second opinion, ongoing
Independent oversight of a vendor or offshore build, on your side of the table — delivery review, architecture and code audits, estimate pressure-testing, and plain-language reporting. One aligned retainer instead of a US team, or an offshore team running twice as long as necessary. from $3,500/mo
Turnaround / fractional stewardship
Fractional CTO, advisor, or embedded lead
A stuck team unstuck — process, architecture, mentorship, and the hard calls, always with an exit plan. Priced on scope and stakes, monthly. from $5,000/mo
The Grand Guarantee The Diagnostic is backed by a simple promise: if you don't feel you got a thousand dollars of value, say so on the results call or within the week — full refund, your call, no justification required.

Why there's no hourly rate

Because you aren't buying hours. When the answer arrives in ten minutes, you didn't pay for ten minutes — you paid for the twenty years of engineering that made it take ten minutes. (And, honestly, for the thousand-plus hours of Oxygen Not Included spent internalizing exactly how complex systems cascade into failure.) Judgment doesn't accrue by the clock, so it isn't billed by one.

Fixed fees keep the incentives pointed the right way: Grimalkin gets paid for the outcome, not for taking longer. If scope changes mid-engagement, we re-scope — we don't run a meter.

Nonprofit, early-stage, and friends-of-Grimalkin consideration available on request.